Songs for David Moyes

It's Moyes, ingrates,
Now cease to pound
Your chests, and wail, and screech
He might not be
Mourinho
But at least he's not
Dalglish.

We've had a quarter century
Of constant victories
If we turn into
Everton
Well at least we won't
be Leeds.

Guess who got the job today?
That wild Eyed Moyes, not old Jose
It's all changed, Haven't much to say
But man i still think them glazers are crazy
They were askin' if Jose were around
How he was where he could be found
Told 'em he was livin' downtown
Driving old Casillas crazy

It's Moyes we're going down It's Moyes we're going down
It's Moyes we're going down It's Moyes we're going down
It's Moyes you f*ckin' clown It's Moyes were going down
It's Moyes we're going down It's Moyes we're going down